Who was watching TV?

Not in a mood to go out somewhere. Switched the TV, clicked channel 13 hind movie, channel 21 oppose nice movie just started....suddenly a sleep talking sound "hey, check channel 22, there is a good movie" I was horrified that suddenly someone came out of the room in middle of sleep. Without giving second thought I clicked the remote and looked at Vikas and said "I can’t see a movie where a person with four bullet shot in his chest is still alive to see her daughter get married and that too expect to see her grand children", but I can’t do anything other then keeping my mouth shut and watch the movie. Few weeks back he allowed me to watch my favorite movie, now it was his turn.
Suddenly bell rang. Varun came running, hey see channel 23 its F1 qualifying Vroom Vroom. Vikas looked at me and said “Okay change for a min” now scene changed from dying man to running machine. As an Indian I was watching Force India car. After a good start of fast lap she was beaten by other cars and as a result she didn’t qualify.
A known guest was supposed to come and he came, not alone. Vikas had a plan to go out with him. They sat, amongst them one said have you seen that actress she became too slim. She drank only orange juice for 3 months to get that figure. ”I can’t afford that to loose weight” I replied when my roomies looked at me. She had interview just now see channel 33.
Now remote in my hand was operated on others interest.
From road runner to juicy actress.
“Just look what happened in that movie channel 22” Vikas said. Tragedy continued the man is still alive. Vikas was so emotionally evolved in that movie as if I say a word of sympathy. It seemed that he will start crying. Gently I asked “any body interested in tea” every one said make one for me? Looking on this huge demand I thought its better to see the person dyeing instead kill my self by making 8 cup tea. “Sorry ferns there is no milk in the refrigerator” I said.

After half an hour we planned to shut the TV off and go out. At last every one arrived at one point .Before keeping the remote on the table I checked channel 13 which I was suppose to watch but due to some social activity I was forced not to. There was the last line of the movie “Anything can happen if you live with my friend Irma.”