I am good boy.. and I was too..!

I remember those days when I was student in junior school learning my lesson.

Teacher asked me where I was yesterday I said I had a stomachache. He pulled me from my ears and said stand up on the bench. He said the stomachache is not the happiest thing as if you were enjoying your ache in the snacks centre eating the samosa with your friend. I will call your parents and then be ready for result.

Lesson one:- What a arm strength pulling me from my ears and the sharp eyes to recognize me in the market. At least in front of classmates do not give such a stupid reason.
Application (Response next time):- My uncle was in hospital. Today also I need to go to see him. Sit down child and convey my good wishes to him but try to come to school as there are other people to look after your uncle.

Me and my friend Prasad caught leaving the class room from back door. Teacher caught and we were standing in front of principal for explanation. Sorry sir I will not do it gain.

Lesson two:- How dull never attempt this unless the teacher try to teach from book and look at least 10 time in the book to read one line. Wait for a chance and then get set escape..!
Application (Response next time):- Tell your friend to ask teacher a question whose answer is the book and when teacher bends you be ready for run.

The small bomb explodes in the bathroom. Success....! But the other one kept in the staff/teacher’s room was found. The scent of the stick reveals secrete of having the bomb below teachers chair.

Lesson three:- When using a time bomb the scent stick should be rolled just above the candle soot for at least 5 times. This will remove the scent from the stick.
Application (Response next time):- School closed for other half of the day. We are happy back home.

Beaten a school mate in the ground and he is wounded. The teacher punishes you for this brave act.

Lesson four:- Do this after school hours. When you are brave in school then you could be also brave after schools.
Application (Response next time):- Every one is afraid now and few mobs are asking you to be with them. You are the fighter now champ!

Propose a girl in the higher class of junior school. Application rejected and no talking with any friend for 2-3 days.
Lesson five:- Don’t loos heart propose again, again and again.
Application (Response next time):- She did not accept the application. Find other.
This is the few lessons and the application I learnt and applied in the school. Its better to behave like a gentle boy and play guitar at present age of 20’s. This ticks me out as a good boy. Yes, I was always a good boy. Except only few who know other part of story.